Thanks, Textbooks.

A collection of the world's finest academic writing.

”I’ll just get off at this floor, thanks…”

If the elevator cable breaks why are we still weighing the fish? The author seems alarmingly unconcerned about the girl’s well-being.

That’s what you think!

That’s what you think!

This reminds me, I need to buy some sweet buttons.

This reminds me, I need to buy some sweet buttons.

I bet if you stripped away all the cool clothes he’d just be a regular slug.

I bet if you stripped away all the cool clothes he’d just be a regular slug.

Interesting theory.

Interesting theory.

You probably wouldn’t be much better at bird watching.

You probably wouldn’t be much better at bird watching.

Yeah dummy.

Yeah dummy.

Geochemistry as taught by Dr. Phil.
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Submitted by Jenn

Geochemistry as taught by Dr. Phil.


Submitted by Jenn

Finally something practical! Triangles are confusing. These genuine “machine parts” are something I can relate to. Thanks textbook, for making geometry indispensable…

Finally something practical!  Triangles are confusing.  These genuine “machine parts” are something I can relate to.  Thanks textbook, for making geometry indispensable…

Just a reminder

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