You know, if they chose a smaller font they might be able to cram a few more words into that line…
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This date seems incredibly romantic.
You don’t have to know anything about probability and statistics to know that this marriage is doomed.
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Submitted by Graeme
This may be a tad too philosophical for preschool…
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From “Developing the Early Learner.” Submitted by Becky.
I’m less concerned with the question, “What does the scale read?” and more concerned with the question, “Why the hell are we lubricating a hamster?”
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Submitted by Kristine
Already this is a terrible premise.
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Looks like I accidentally missed a post last week. I’ll be back this Monday.
In the meantime, if you have any examples of brilliant academic writing send them my way: thankstextbooks@gmail.com.
Thanks (textbooks),
-Karl
This man is really upset about the new iPhone.
“Good day, perverts.”
“Consider hybridisation in the following way. The mixing of a unicorn with a dragon leads to a hybrid, the rhinoceros!”
Well, obviously…
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Submitted by Anne
