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Who could resist such a magnificent animal?

Who could resist such a magnificent animal?

If you have a mullet and are considering using an overhead projector there is really no correct way to proceed.

If you have a mullet and are considering using an overhead projector there is really no correct way to proceed.

You know, if they chose a smaller font they might be able to cram a few more words into that line…

You know, if they chose a smaller font they might be able to cram a few more words into that line…

This date seems incredibly romantic.

This date seems incredibly romantic.

You don’t have to know anything about probability and statistics to know that this marriage is doomed.

Submitted by Graeme

This may be a tad too philosophical for preschool…
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From “Developing the Early Learner.”  Submitted by Becky.

This may be a tad too philosophical for preschool…

From “Developing the Early Learner.” ¬†Submitted by Becky.

I’m less concerned with the question, "What does the scale read?"  and more concerned with the question, "Why the hell are we lubricating a hamster?"
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Submitted by Kristine

I’m less concerned with the question, "What does the scale read?" ¬†and more concerned with the question, "Why the hell are we lubricating a hamster?"

Submitted by Kristine

Already this is a terrible premise.

Already this is a terrible premise.

This man is really upset about the new iPhone.

This man is really upset about the new iPhone.