Thanks, Textbooks.

This totally clarifies something that no one was confused about.

“For Inquiring Minds: Chinese Pants Explosion”

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Submitted by a fellow Karl with a “K”

And what might it do for writing?

My tumblr just vomited clip art.

This tip if not that helpful.

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Submitted by Rachel

Finally, a compelling discussion question. Thanks, Social Psychology textbook.

I know that no one really reads them. I can’t blame them. Especially when they contain algebra problems like this:

“The ratio of hugs to kisses at the family reunion was 4:1. If there were 148 hugs, how many kisses were there?”

If you have any other examples of brilliant writing, email me

thankstextbooks@gmail.com

thanks,

Karl

Damn, good-for-nothing, butler robots.

I can’t tell if I’m reading a textbook or a really awful joke.